I’ve been with him for 2 years plus already. For some, this might not seem like a very long time, but it’s long enough for me to clearly see who, or what, he is like and to write this. This being my longest relationship thus far, I’ve learnt alot about relationships and men, in general. Therefore, I’d like to pass on a few lessons.
Lesson # 1 Men will always lie
As he once famously said it – “It’s my basic instinct to lie.” Yes, the famous I-lie-coz-I-don’t-want-to-hurt-you excuse is passe, but men are still very much into it. They think that it’s no big deal that they go out with girls without informing you and therefore, the best way to not blow it up is to LIE.
WRONG! I mean, haven’t they heard that honesty is the best policy. Yes, we will get angry. And yes, we will cry and make a big fuss about how you “cheated” on us by going out with other girls. But wouldn’t lying and then letting us find out be just so dumb coz you would be adding another offence to yourself?
And this brings me to my 2nd lesson which is…
Lesson # 2 Men are not logical at all times
Despite the overwhelming number of statistics and reports that claim that men are better in science and math coz they are apparently stronger in logical thinking, they somehow are unable to apply that in something more fundamental – L.I.F.E
Imagine this: Your bf is feeling unwell and in an attempt to make him feel better, you try to push him to eat something. Result? You get scolded for not being sensitive enough and for being a pain-in-the-ass. So you sulk, thinking that perhaps it is your fault. But lo and behold! The moment you turn around, you see him pigging in to a tub of ice cream/chocolate/something unhealthy that the doctors told you not to eat when you’re sick!
The logic? “No, this ISN’T unhealthy.”
Well, who are we to argue with them “doctors”?
Lesson # 3 All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
Yes, it’s true. Equality of the sexes DOES NOT exist, ladies and gentlemen. Why? Because of the simple fact that the men will never allow it!
Him: “You better be home by 11.30, if not it will be dangerous.”
Me: “But I hardly go out with XXX. Why can’t I stay out longer???”
Him: “No, you better listen to me.”
Him: “Darling I’m going XXX’s house.”
Me: “Orh. So what time will you be home?” (Mutual agreement made was 11.30 PM)
Him: “See first. Might be quite late.” (Obviously forgotten the agreement)
Later at 3.30 AM…
Him: “Darling I’m going home.”
Me: “You good lor. Now 3.30 AM then you go home. Somemore walking home alone.”
Him: “But very long never meet the guys wad….. But I told you I will be out late wad….. But everytime also until this time one wad….. But his house is nearby wad….. But I AM A GUY WAD!!!”
Need I say anymore?
More lessons to share next time.