A Place of My Own

OMG you gotta try this!!! The Face Transformer… August 6, 2008

Filed under: Random, Stupid Things in Life, Tech Check — Min @ 3:09 pm

Stumbled upon this and it is soooooooooooo freaking hilarious!

 

Basically, you upload your photo, select your gender, age and race, and the system can generate your past and future portrait. Sounds like loads of fun already!

 

So I uploaded my passport photo..

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Not exactly the most flattering photo, but I thought it would be more accurate.

 

 

 

So presenting……….. Baby Simin!

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Wahahahahahaha……. I think my mum would freak out if she gave birth to something like this! She’ll probably shove me back up her vagina!!

 

 

Ok ok, Baby Simin now grows up to be Kiddo Simin!

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Hmm…….. Skin has lost its glow and somehow turned….. Olive green? Yucks. I look so dirty.

 

 

Of course, Kiddo Simin then enters into the prime time of her life where she is most rebellious and deliquent. Introducing Teenager Simin!

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Skin has cleared up and I’m cleaner now, probably coz I’m learning how to use facial cleansers.

 

 

So let’s fast forward a few years. Ok, maybe its more like skipping a few decades and see what Granny Simin looks like. 

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Oh man……. I don’t want to grow old!!! Growing old is like so scary lah!!! No amount of cream or miracle serum can save my skin if it looks like this lor. And are those lao ren ban (translation: age spots)??? And why the corners of my eyes sag until like this?!?!?

 

I think I will need botox, facelift, brow lift,  fillers…. and possibly breast reconstruction as well. LOL. Ermm… Does Medisave cover all these?

 

 

Anyway, the website also has a few other options for you to play around with. That is, if you have not died from shock after seeing your future self.

 

You can be an Afro-Caribean

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A Caucasian

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A West-Asian…

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A Masculinise (Definition: Masculinise – produce virilism in or cause to assume masculine characteristics, as through a hormonal imbalance or hormone therapy; “the drugs masculinized the teenage girl”) …

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Actually quite yandao hor? Hahahahaha…..

 

 

A…. Erm…. Manga Cartoon (?!?!)

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And, of course, I saved the best for last!

 

 

 

Are you ready???

 

 

 

You very sure???

 

 

 

Last chance to turn back!

 

 

 

Ok, you asked for it……

 

 

 

Presenting…….. The Prehistoric Apeman!!!

 

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One Response to “OMG you gotta try this!!! The Face Transformer…”

  1. otr tyre Says:

    Not bad at all.. :)
    Not a superb application but it can treat your fren a laugh .;)


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