A Place of My Own

Sec 4 boy killed in car accident September 2, 2008

Filed under: Misfortunate Events, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 9:37 pm

Just read from ST that a Sec 4 guy died after getting into a car accident while driving his brother’s car illegally. Of course, since he is only 16, he did not have a driving licence, but according to his friends he has been driving for quite awhile already.

 

Well, if you ask me for my opinion, all I can say is……

 

SERVES HIM RIGHT!

 

I know you’re probably thinking that I am being a little too harsh. “Oh but he’s just a boy!” “He’s too young to die!” and blah blah blah. Sorry, but I think he brought this upon himself. He and his idiotic family.

 

Please don’t tell me that his family, especially his older brother who owns the car, does not know that he’s been driving around. Like, hello??? You mean you cannot tell that someone has been driving your car around behind your back meh?? Wah then alot of people can just steal your car, drive and then put it back the next day and you wouldn’t even know!!! 

 

And what kinda mother are you if you don’t even know what your son has been doing behind your back. Sorry, I meant SONS. Clearly the older brother must have been the one who taught the younger one how to drive. Unless, of course, he’s a boy genius who just woke up one day and suddenly knew just how to accelerate, brake and PARK! If that’s the case, I think Bt Batok Driving Centre and the likes can just close down already.

 

And please don’t scream at me for my lack of sympathy. Would you think he deserves any sympathy if he hadn’t killed himself but instead knocked someone else down and killed an innocent pedestrian??? Obviously not right???

 

My only words of condolence to his family? I hope you can get over the guilt of murdering your own son/ brother.

 

I Wanna Be A Popstar! August 6, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 7:10 pm

My lameass brother just showed me this. Damn funny!!! Pay close attention to the pictures and lyrics…

 

OMG you gotta try this!!! The Face Transformer… August 6, 2008

Filed under: Random, Stupid Things in Life, Tech Check — Min @ 3:09 pm

Stumbled upon this and it is soooooooooooo freaking hilarious!

 

Basically, you upload your photo, select your gender, age and race, and the system can generate your past and future portrait. Sounds like loads of fun already!

 

So I uploaded my passport photo..

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Not exactly the most flattering photo, but I thought it would be more accurate.

 

 

 

So presenting……….. Baby Simin!

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Wahahahahahaha……. I think my mum would freak out if she gave birth to something like this! She’ll probably shove me back up her vagina!!

 

 

Ok ok, Baby Simin now grows up to be Kiddo Simin!

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Hmm…….. Skin has lost its glow and somehow turned….. Olive green? Yucks. I look so dirty.

 

 

Of course, Kiddo Simin then enters into the prime time of her life where she is most rebellious and deliquent. Introducing Teenager Simin!

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Skin has cleared up and I’m cleaner now, probably coz I’m learning how to use facial cleansers.

 

 

So let’s fast forward a few years. Ok, maybe its more like skipping a few decades and see what Granny Simin looks like. 

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Oh man……. I don’t want to grow old!!! Growing old is like so scary lah!!! No amount of cream or miracle serum can save my skin if it looks like this lor. And are those lao ren ban (translation: age spots)??? And why the corners of my eyes sag until like this?!?!?

 

I think I will need botox, facelift, brow lift,  fillers…. and possibly breast reconstruction as well. LOL. Ermm… Does Medisave cover all these?

 

 

Anyway, the website also has a few other options for you to play around with. That is, if you have not died from shock after seeing your future self.

 

You can be an Afro-Caribean

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A Caucasian

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A West-Asian…

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A Masculinise (Definition: Masculinise – produce virilism in or cause to assume masculine characteristics, as through a hormonal imbalance or hormone therapy; “the drugs masculinized the teenage girl”) …

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Actually quite yandao hor? Hahahahaha…..

 

 

A…. Erm…. Manga Cartoon (?!?!)

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And, of course, I saved the best for last!

 

 

 

Are you ready???

 

 

 

You very sure???

 

 

 

Last chance to turn back!

 

 

 

Ok, you asked for it……

 

 

 

Presenting…….. The Prehistoric Apeman!!!

 

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Why guys won’t "go down" for girls April 22, 2008

Filed under: Pissifying, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 10:34 pm

Read this from the Nov 07 issue of CLEO.

 

They surveyed guys regarding why they don’t want to -ahem- “go down south” for girls. The 2 most frequently quoted reasons were:

 

 

1. Girls’ vaginas smells funny/bad

And the editor’s solution? “There’s nothing feminine wash cannot help.” Ohhhh…… So we have to sterilise our vaginas so that you guys will be willing to please us? Like, as if guys’ dicks smell like roses.

 

If you think about it, when we girls pee, at least we wipe right? What about guys?! They just, like, fling it a little and then stick in back into their underwear. And let’s not forget that its a known fact that most guys have poorer hygiene practices than girls. But do we complain about smelly dicks?!?!

 

 

2. Hairy vaginas turn them off

And the editor’s brilliant advice is…… Get a Brazillian wax. Like, wow….. I didn’t even think of that. What a brilliant idea!!! -_-||

 

I am absolutely positive by now that the editor is a GUY. Like, hello?! A Brazillian wax is like freaking painful can?!?

 

And why must us girls get a wax when guys are even more hairy than us??? So girls must be cleanly shaven to be hygienic while guys’ abundance of hair represents their masculinity?

 

 

In conclusion, I think the whole article is plain bullshit and just another mean for guys to extend their chauvinistic and sexist tyranny over us. So you know what?! Big deal! Us girls don’t need guys to approve of us. If it is really such a bother for guys to please us, then by all means don’t. Don’t submit yourselves to such a compromising position just to make us happy.

 

But, obviously, you know what this means for you guys in return right?

 

Polygamic ranch raided! April 19, 2008

Filed under: Misfortunate Events, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 10:49 am

Shocking News!!!

 

SAN ANGELO, Texas (CNN) — Hundreds of children who were taken from a polygamist ranch by Texas child welfare authorities will remain in state custody, a judge ruled Friday night.

 

Women arrive Friday at the courthouse wearing their traditional high-collared, pioneer-style dresses.

 

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Judge Barbara Walther also ordered court DNA testing for all 416 children who lived at the YFZ (Yearning For Zion) Ranch in Eldorado to determine their biological parents. (Apparently, they don’t know who are the biological parents coz these children don’t have birth certificates!)

 

The compound is run by the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints — a Mormon offshoot that practices polygamy.

 

Walther made her ruling after two days of testimony at a hearing to determine whether the children were properly removed by child welfare authorities.

 

Walther said she found sufficient evidence for Texas Child Protective Services to keep custody of the children.

 

Officials are now looking for “the very best temporary placements for these children,” said Marleigh Meisner, CPS spokeswoman.

 

“This is not about religion — this is about keeping children safe from abuse,” she added.

 

An attorney representing some of the children said he planned to appeal the ruling.

 

“We’re a little disappointed in what the process turned out to be,” said Cody Towns.

 

The ranch raid stemmed from a series of phone calls in late March from a 16-year-old officials referred to as Sarah, who said she had been beaten and forced to become the “spiritual” wife to an adult man.

 

FLDS members have denied that the girl, supposedly named Sarah Jessop Barlow, exists. Authorities have been trying to locate her, but have been unable to identify the girl.

 

Texas Rangers said Friday they are pursuing a Colorado woman as a “person of interest” regarding the phone calls that touched off the raid. Authorities said a search of the home of Rozita Swinton, 33, resulted in evidence that may link her to phone calls made about the YFZ ranch.

 

Earlier in the day, a defense witness testified that it is uncommon for a polygamist sect to force girls as young as 13 into marriage, as the state alleged. (Uncommon doesn’t mean not possible? So there are such cases?)

 

Religious scholar John Walsh also addressed a particularly damning piece of evidence: At least one bed found inside a temple that was allegedly used to consummate such marriages immediately after the ceremony. (OMG!!! Blasphemy!!!)

 

“Historically, the only use of a bed in a temple is for temple worship itself,” said Walsh, who said he has studied the FLDS practices for 18 years. “The worship lasts a couple of hours, so all the temples will have a place where someone can lie down.”

 

But, he said, “To my knowledge, there has never been any sexual activity in a Mormon temple.”

 

Walsh said he also studies the mainstream Mormon church, which renounced polygamy a century ago and has no ties to the FLDS. He said without the polygamy aspect, the FLDS would resemble the Baptist or Catholic religions.

 

Walsh was followed to the stand by FLDS member Marilyn Jeffs, who said she was not forced into marriage before age 18. It wasn’t clear whether Jeffs is related to jailed FLDS leader Warren Steed Jeffs.

 

Another FLDS woman, Maureen Jessop, said she was a mother of two toddlers and an infant, but also was trained as an emergency medical technician — despite her husband’s wishes. Jessop said she is a stay-at-home mother by choice. “I have a wonderful life in Eldorado,” she testified.

 

Also testifying Friday was child psychiatrist and state witness Bruce Perry, who said FLDS children are taught that disobeying orders leads to eternal damnation and have little opportunity to learn how to make independent choices.

 

Young children are not mature enough to enter into a sexual relationship or a marriage, he added.

 

Perry, who has worked with families in groups such as the Branch Davidian sect near Waco, Texas, said that if the children are allowed to remain in state custody, “There have to be exceptional elements in place for these children and their families. The traditional foster care would not be good for these children.

 

The state had the burden of demonstrating to Walther why removing the children was necessary.

 

In court Thursday, Texas state officials presented records they said show 10 women were either married or pregnant as minors. The list was found during the raid, locked in a safe at a main ranch office building, the officials said.

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Another report apparently revealed that there were several pregnant teen girls at a polygamist ranch who called each other “sister wives” and who believed it was acceptable to be “spiritually united” with a man at any age.

 

It was the belief that no age was too young to be married. About 130 of the children removed were under the age of 4 and that girls as young as 13 had conceived children at the ranch.

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I find the news really disturbing. It kinda reminds me of the HBO show Big Love where this Mormon guy has 3 wives and the prophet has a wife who is 16!!

 

Personally, I don’t approve of polygamy. Not because I don’t like the idea of sharing a husband, but more of the fact that these children are being abused without knowing it! They have no say about how their lives should be and they can’t break free from this cycle. Its as if the girls from compound are being “bred” to be wives and for reproduction purposes.

 

And i don’t know what is worse – The fact that the men are so perverted and horrid or the fact that these women are so cruel and dumb.

 

One day I’m gonna die in a cab March 16, 2008

Filed under: Pissifying, Singapore, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 12:15 am

I was reading the special report on Formula One in the Today paper and I realised something – Why don’t Singapore send our own race team? I even have the perfect candidates. They are none other than our very own taxi drivers.

 

I’m not kidding. Judging from the way those drivers maneuver their cars, I think we have a pretty darn good chance there. I just encountered 1 this evening. He was weaving in and out like nobody’s business (I felt like telling him that weaving back and forth between lanes DOES NOT get you to your destination faster. Its just an illusion. See here.)

 

Me (to my bf): “I think got high possibility I might die in the cab. He likes to cut in and out.”

Bf: “Then you must buckle up your seatbelt k”

Me: “I buckled up so long ago le. From the moment I heard him listening to “Piece of Me” (Britney Spears) techno version I buckled up le.”

 

Not that buckling up helps. Ever since I got my licence and became a driver myself, I feel damn uncomfortable sitting in the back seat. I can’t sit still and every now and then I peer over to see how close he is from the car in front. All that goes through my mind is ohmygawdifthatcarjambrakeswe’redead and ohshitohshitcanhecutintothatlane and i’mnotgonnamakeithomealive. Most of the time its the last thought. Throughout the whole ride my heart was jumping as fast as the meter and by the time I reach home,  I feel like throwing up from the tension and lack of oxygen. This is really called paying money to suffer man. Zzz……

 

Rule #1 – Don’t be a cheapskate March 13, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment, Singapore, Stupid Things in Life — Min @ 11:20 pm

Watched Rule #1 with dear this evening.

 

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I was quite reluctant to because the trailer really spooked me out. Yes, I realised that the older I get, the more of a scaredy cat I’ve become. But the show wasn’t that scary and it had an interesting twist. A commendable effort by Kelvin Tong, I must say! 

 

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What was odd about the movie was the pairing of Shawn Yue and Fiona Xie. I don’t know if its obligatory for the director to put a Singaporean in the show but I don’t see the purpose of Fiona Xie. She was dubbed by someone with a really squeaky and yet raspy voice. In her first scene, she was hugging Shawn Yue after he returned from the hospital and she was giggling and moaning (???) so much that I swear she was just plain horny. Interestingly, the next scene showed them in bed. -_-

 

And to think she was supposed to be a school teacher! From a convent school somemore!! The irony of it……

 

Oh but the highlight of that evening was not the movie, but the “live” show that was taking place in the cinema itself! Apparently, some secondary school kids are so poor and so cheapskate that a whole bunch of them can only afford TWO tickets. So, in order to share their riches, they decided to spend everything they have on the TWO tickets, let TWO people enter the theatre and then get them to open the exit door so that rest enter! Wow…. What an ingenious method right?

 

But lo and behold, Eng Wah people are not dumb afterall. Halfway through the movie, 2 malay guys came from the backdoor and asked to check their tickets. Of course, they could only produce 2, so they were brought to the staircase well to “talk”. Apparently, they can pretty much see everything and everyone from the screening room. Anyway, after the movie ended, we see the kids still there. With our friendly neighbourhood policeman. HAHA!

 

Moral of the story: Don’t be so cheapskate. Crime does not pay.