Singtel just released its price plan for iPhone 3G! Freaking ex!

WTF?!?!? What happened to the USD 199 iPhone that Steve Jobs promised?!?!?!?

Stumbled upon this and it is soooooooooooo freaking hilarious!

Basically, you upload your photo, select your gender, age and race, and the system can generate your past and future portrait. Sounds like loads of fun already!

So I uploaded my passport photo..

Not exactly the most flattering photo, but I thought it would be more accurate.

So presenting……….. Baby Simin!

Wahahahahahaha……. I think my mum would freak out if she gave birth to something like this! She’ll probably shove me back up her vagina!!

Ok ok, Baby Simin now grows up to be Kiddo Simin!

Hmm…….. Skin has lost its glow and somehow turned….. Olive green? Yucks. I look so dirty.

Of course, Kiddo Simin then enters into the prime time of her life where she is most rebellious and deliquent. Introducing Teenager Simin!

Skin has cleared up and I’m cleaner now, probably coz I’m learning how to use facial cleansers.

So let’s fast forward a few years. Ok, maybe its more like skipping a few decades and see what Granny Simin looks like. 

Oh man……. I don’t want to grow old!!! Growing old is like so scary lah!!! No amount of cream or miracle serum can save my skin if it looks like this lor. And are those lao ren ban (translation: age spots)??? And why the corners of my eyes sag until like this?!?!?

I think I will need botox, facelift, brow lift,  fillers…. and possibly breast reconstruction as well. LOL. Ermm… Does Medisave cover all these?

Anyway, the website also has a few other options for you to play around with. That is, if you have not died from shock after seeing your future self.

You can be an Afro-Caribean…

A Caucasian…

A West-Asian…

A Masculinise (Definition: Masculinise – produce virilism in or cause to assume masculine characteristics, as through a hormonal imbalance or hormone therapy; “the drugs masculinized the teenage girl”) …

Actually quite yandao hor? Hahahahaha…..

A…. Erm…. Manga Cartoon (?!?!)

And, of course, I saved the best for last!

Are you ready???

You very sure???

Last chance to turn back!

Ok, you asked for it……

Presenting…….. The Prehistoric Apeman!!!

Dear offered to buy me a W910i.

Super slim and only 86g!

Omg isn’t it just drop dead gorgeous?!

I saw it on display at Singtel and I immediately fell in lurve with it. Its new interface is uber cool too. AND IT IS IN RED!!! Like, what more can I ask for?!?

But unfortunately, the reviews have not been as kind. Critics say the keypad is rather poorly designed and the sub-par camera is disappointing. Which is kinda sad coz I prefer camera functions over walkman functions, since I already have an iPod.

And it also suffers from the ultimate gripe of all handphone users – IT HANGS! At least, that’s what most of the CNET users say.

Sighhhhhh….. So I guess its just another pretty looking thing? Such a pity though. =(

Dear got a new toy.

The iPod Touch. Simply georgeous. Slim, sleek and an absolute beauty. Sigh… I want one too.

How can anyone not fall in love with this?!?!

Oh and my 6-month old nano now has a trade in value of only $80. Sian!!!

For some reason, one of the previous posts “disappeared”. Not that it is important, but still.

Managed to do up the blog, except for the unsightly “Home” tab above. The WordPress forums give mixed reviews – some say it is not possible to remove them and the best that can be done is to deco them, while some say it can be “hidden” but the commands were too complicated for me to follow. So I guess I will have to go along with the former and think of a way to make it look nicer. Still think its silly to have ONE “Home” tab when I don’t have any other pages.

TESTING TESTING